Roger's Rating:

I've been porn shopping everyone and guess why I ended up with this one. Because I love blow bangs? Yeah right. This movie made it into my shopping cart based on the cover. There is Nautica Thorn, pretty as can be with her smiling face right beneath the title. How can I not love a movie that promises that Nautica's hot little face might get frosted with several loads of hot cream? I honestly never even bothered to see who else was in the cast. It really doesn't matter because Nautica is reason enough to buy a movie. As it turns out Tia Tanaka is also in the cast and she is a real cutie. I'm still worried about the blow bang nature of the movie of course. The potential for quagging is very high as is the mope factor. (That annoying trend that has low-level male talent convinced that they are the star of the scene instead of the hot young girl.) Hopefully the beauty of Nautica will overpower any problems that may arise.

Nautica Thorn & Mopes

Nautica leads things off with some dancing in her bikini. The editing and style during the tease is heavy handed and hurts any potential heat. Not to worry though, we still get to look at Nautica for a few seconds before she starts sucking mope meat. Surrounded by hard dicks, she opens her mouth, gropes with her hands and starts moaning like she is sampling the finest meal of her young life. The camera is below her chin for most of the early action and while she is pretty from any angle this just doesn't give us the best view. When she gets up onto all fours, Nautica seeks out the camera with her eyes and shows us all the view we wish we had of her lovely face. They position her upside down on a couch so that they can mount her chest and fuck her lovely mouth. This position usually shows us hairy man ass as the guys fuck throats and slam their balls into a girl's nose. This time they stay out of the way so that we can actually see her face. It also leaves her free to pull the dick out of her mouth, stroke it near her face and talk dirty. (I know I'm strange, but I would rather see Nautica's face than some dude's asscrack.) Considering how found Brian Surewood is of the hideous duck noises, I think we all owe Nautica a huge thank you for not going down that road. She sucks a lot of dick and proves that no one needs to fake gag if they actually have the skills to pull off a hot scene. The guys reward her hard work with four big loads of cream that cover her pretty face. It has been a long time since I've seen a facial this good that didn't follow a pointless quag fest. That's it folks, I've already seen enough to know that this is worth the time and money. Nautica is a fucking wet dream come true.

Tia Tanaka & Mopes

Tia is a very cute girl who could use some better tease footage. Even with the abbreviated open she looks good and sets us up for the huge let down. Yes Virginia, there is still quagging and yes, it still sucks. Ruining any heat that the scene might have, she makes half-vomit sounds as her mouth gets filled by dicks. One of these guys has a really big dick and Tia looks cute sucking it, but the sound effects make this nearly worthless as stroke material. The guys don't help things either. They grab her head and seem to be encouraging the cute girl to fuck things up. As great as the first one was, this one is the polar opposite. Even with a cute girl getting blasted at the end, this way too much ChicoMyneToro to even bother with.

Jenna Presley & Mopes

Jenna comes in to get her car at the garage. The bill is a lot more than she can afford so she has to use her mouth to settle things. Kyle Stone is he head mechanic and before he can even set the terms, his pals show up naked. What the fuck where they doing when she walked in? Why am I worried about that? Because after Jenna starts the action with “Come and fuck my whore mouth” things slide downhill faster than Jose Canseco's sense of decency. She isn't a bad looking girl, but low angle coverage of the action isn't great and her stupid quagging seals the deal. There is some decent stuff as they surround her and smack that pretty face with their meat. If someone would unteach that horrible fake gagging bullshit, this girl would be quite the blow bang all star. The facial is very hot, but this is another scene ruined by things that just don't need to be there.

Katie Ray & Mopes

Katie strolls into a jail cell and starts sucking some mope convict cock. As usual the camera is too low, but she doesn't start out in quag mode so there is hope for….spoke too soon. She turns it on like a switch. Whoever told her to do that should be shot. They hold her head, shove a toy in there and treat her the way a pretty girl would likely be treated in a cell with four guys. It is a complete waste of a scene and another missed opportunity. The best part about the facials this time is that they signal the end of the scene. Maybe the finale will be better.

Sammy Cruz & Mopes

Sammy has an injured finger and her physical therapist, Kyle Stone has a unique set of exercises to get her up to par again. She doesn't even think twice when naked guys come in and present Ready-Wood for her to stroke. (Again, what the fuck were these guys doing to be raging hard while waiting for the doc to call?) I think she misses the point of the exercises a bit because Sammy is working her mouth a whole lot more than her hand at this point. At least she isn't quagging. Even when she is hanging her head over backwards her throat stays quiet and she just sucks dutifully. They roll her over and make her grab her heels as they continue to pump her open mouth.

For the bonus material we get a behind the scenes reel that focuses on the still shoots, a bonus scene reel that has some more tease and a long solo segment from Katie, a cumshot recap, photo gallery and trailers.

I am giving this one a B- based almost solely on the strength of Nautica's scene. She looks fantastic and attacks cock like someone who is truly looking to please. (Both the guys with her and the audience.) Overall the movie suffers from two problems. First is the quagging issue that kills two of the four scenes on hand. That's a problem that a lot of movies have these days. On a more subtle note, there is too much footage shot below the female jaw line. I know that everyone is looking for new ways to shoot the same old stuff, but the sooner people realize that this not a great angle, the better. It's hard to give a B to a movie with two wasted scenes, but Nautica is that good. I'd rather see her suck only one cock (Mine!!!) but four in her mouth and a quartet of loads on her pretty face is a pretty damn good consolation prize.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM